Things I want to do before I die.



" 'Now then, where's your chief's quarters?' They were pointed out.

'Please to wait.

' 'I've widden twenty miles and have duties to attend to and no time to wait.

Announce me.

' Vewy well, so out comes their head chief--also took it into his head to lecture me: 'It's wobbewy!'--'Wobbewy,' I say, 'is not done by man who seizes pwovisions to feed his soldiers, but by him who takes them to fill his own pockets!' 'Will you please be silent?' 'Vewy good!' Then he says: 'Go and give a weceipt to the commissioner, but your affair will be passed on to headquarters.

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